NEW YEARS DAY RIDE - Gainesville, Georgia |
It's getting colder in North Georgia these days. October was pretty tame but now I fear old man winter will be striking a blow to our cycling adventures really soon. But I'm confident that we all shall persevere. I say this because I can recall countless times over the years when the elements only served to fuel my childish desire to go beyond acceptable norms. I also say this because if one of my friends decides to ride in the snow...I'll probably go with him. I have the gear, why not use it? And here's the thing...I'm not alone! There are more than a few crazy people here in N. GA. that only need a small window, a tiny push, a double dog dare to do something on a Saturday morning that defies logic. You know who you are.
How's this for a list of things we've all done in the dead of winter:
1. Shoved off from the garage at the house and already can't feel your fingers.
2. Riding across "crunchy" grass and frozen mud.
3. Can't drink because your camel bak is frozen solid.
4. Peeing on your rear derailleur. (Crude, but true)
5. Fine in the sun, then ride into a valley and it's like "The Day After Tomorrow"
6. It's so cold my eyes won't stop watering!
7. Two sets of gloves means I can't make a fist. Can't grip the bar. Don't really care.
8. Have to suck on a Clif Bar to loosen it up to chew.
9. Pinky toe is just...gone. Other toes are dropping like flies.
10. Eskimo jokes. Lots of Eskimo jokes.
Feel free to ad to this list.
Winter Riding - Lance Carpenter, Gary McCarthy, Stephen Sisk |
Trace Nabors and Me - Frozen Lake Winfield Scott |
Doh!
If he had been a guy I just met I would've taken him down, robbed him of his toasty phalangie saving packets and left him for dead. As it was I just didn't speak to him for the rest of the ride. Especially after he told me he had extra's...back at the truck! I'm just kidding about not speaking. Trace can't help it if he's smarter than me. I was mad at myself.
We had to stop and get a picture with the frozen Lake Winfield Scott behind us. Proving once and for all that we...are...stupid.
That's a lesson I learned and have never forgotten. Now I keep some of those warming packets in my wallet. You know, just in case.
This weekend many of my friends participated in the Tour de Tugaloo in Toccoa, Georgia. I missed it this year to my regret because the weather was great. My friend David Shabat and his wife and son enjoyed a great time together that morning so I asked him to tell me about it.
David and Ben Shabat |
We showed up at the Tour de
Tugaloo start, at Yonah Dam, in full gear for the chilly, sub 50 degree
weather. Packet pickup was a breeze as the sun started burning the dew
off the grass, Toccoa Spinner - Sharon Mahon, led some of the cyclists through
some pre-ride stretching. We got a little warmed up, hit the restrooms
one last time, and hit the pavement right at 10 AM. It was a swarm as
cyclists took up both sides of Yonah Dam Road, perhaps thinking this was a
closed road for the day. So, I bumped my pace sky high and continually
shouted out to keep to the right, as cars and trucks were coming right at us
from the opposite lane of this narrow, windy road.
After about 3 and a half miles,
the crowds started to thin. I waited on my party to join me. We
climbed the first hill of the day and made it over to Old Church (Riverdale)
Road and took our first turn. A few miles later, we were at the first SAG
at Traveler’s Rest. Then onto a very busy Rt 123 until we reached River
Road, in the unincorporated area of Westminster SC. We passed under the
train tracks and were finally starting to warm up, as we climbed Jarrett Bridge
Rd and made our way to Horseshoe Bridge Rd, Jenkins Bridge Rd, and onward
through Westminster and Walhalla, South Carolina. The hills were rolling
and pleasant as we blew through the miles, but never took off much gear due to
heat (since it remained cool).
We SAGged at Jenkins
Bridge Rd at 123 and carried on. The hills weren’t bad at all and we
enjoyed riding past many farms, not unlike rides we’ve taken in Habersham and
Hall Counties in Georgia. We made it back from Walhalla to Westminster,
at about mile 40, my wife decided she’d had enough. Our good friend and
Toccoa Spinner, Kim Turpin, was right there with a vehicle to load Lenka’s bike
while Ben and I pressed on. Oh yah, did I mention my 12 year old son was
riding this 100Km (62 mile) course? So, we continued onto Cobb Bridge Rd,
and that’s where the fun began…
Climbs, climbs, and more
climbs. People were groaning that the course was like some hidden away
Three Gap. Ben and I just smiled as we passed them and offered a cheerful
“good afternoon”. Some people smiled back. When I told them they’ll
make it fine because my 12 year old was doing fine, they got an extra burst of
“shamergy”… yes, that’s the shame-energy you get when you can’t believe you’re
complaining and get passed by someone who should be complaining… So, a lot
of shamergy on Cobb Bridge and then after we turned onto Unity Church Rd.
Unity is like a piece of Unicoi
on the downhills. Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn… Unfortunately, some
vehicles took the turns wide and we played some last second shoulder hugging
games, but I used good cycling hand signals for Ben to know when to slow down
and when to move from one side of our lane to the other, to avoid potholes at
high speeds. Once we made it back to 184, we took Old Liberty to River,
finished River Rd, and SAGged at the River Rd 184 corner. There were
about 25,000 bees on a few hollowed out decaying logs, RIGHT BEHIND THE SAG
area! Needless to say we were scared into leaving sooner than Ben
wanted. But, off we went, with just a few miles to go.
David
Another edition of Chad's News is coming next week as I blow you guys away with news of our trip to the netherworld. Our foray into the abyss. Our incursion into the savage wasteland known as...Alabama.
David and I are joining forces once again to try and hold our podium position in the Chainbuster 6 Hr MTB Series Final. And then we plan to attack the trails the next day in a Dirty Spokes Duathlon. Stay tuned for the story of pain and agony. Woe...indeed.
Have a great weekend!
Chad
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